Gentle citizen: you may have stumbled upon this location in error. If you are interested in attaining access to secret knowledge, it is necessary to clear your brain cache and hit refresh. (Instructions for deleting the brain cache are available here.) Alternative theories do exist; it may prove useful to bathe in a solution of three parts mercury, four parts Venus, and gently swish until night falls. If after following these instructions you are still unable to access secret knowledge, it may be for the best. Seek other, diurnal forms of knowledge instead.